The Sekhmet Legionnaire of Cretanja Garrison 33 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Pharaoh with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.868 billion Cretanjans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osiris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.0%.

The powerhouse Cretanjan economy, worth 275 trillion Scarabs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 56,663 Scarabs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", the National Art Gallery's newest exhibit is the 500-year-old Luna Lisa, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Cretanja Garrison 33. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cretanja Garrison 33's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Kemeticism.

Cretanja Garrison 33 is ranked 250,049^th in the world and 7,249^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.63 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.